Many say drunk words are sober thoughts.

In that case, Imma fuck this bitch.

queensass:

I looked over at my brother and he just got an android or whatever so he’s messing with them and I was like “what are you doing?” and he said “messing with my shit.” and I looked closer and there were fucking pie charts all over the screen. So I asked “why do you have pie charts on your phone?” so he looked at me and said “don’t fuck with pie charts, man.”

…….familia.

don’t fuck with my pie charts.

(Source: mossyowl)

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